About Ian Shrimpson
Ian Shrimpson writes surreal, absurdist stories with a peculiar focus on everyday oddities — mayonnaise often featured. Based in the misty, evergreen Pacific Northwest, his tales blend humor, paranoia, and culinary metaphors.
Stories
- Mayonaise - A story of paranoia, condiments, and existential dread.
- Other Tales - Coming soon...
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Contact
Email: ian@shrimpson.com